Some say if you took five people and lined them up, what they had in their basket at checkout says
alot about them. Better yet, take what they are wearing combined with what they are purchasing and you don't even need to make any introductions. Five pound bag of
cat food and two bananas? -Cargoes,
Chambray top and converse - Animal lover and gentle natured. Ground beef, generic cornflakes and economy sized bottle of
ketchup? - Gently used jacket and
Sofft shoes - Mother of three minimum....and tired. Bottled water, chicken breasts, pack of gum, and Muscle magazine? - Shorts, muscle shirt and
hoodie (regardless of weather) - Meat head for life. Six pack of beer, chips, and Maxim magazine? - Cigarette smelling jacket,
unironed shirt and slept in jeans - Bachelor and proud of it.
Now take my basket:
Pre-sliced and wrapped pineapples and watermelon, frozen blueberries and strawberries, three bananas, five different flavors and brands of
yogurt, chips, quart of milk,
hummus, one cucumber, and a pack of pita? - Columbia fleece, work out pants, and uncombed hair -
.....and unaware I'm
publicizing it.
Tran
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