Bloomers

There are some trends that you can be sure will never pick up steam again. Bloomers, for instance, apparently only for the settling of the states. Or so I thought. Imagine if you will a flowy summer cotton dress that by design is so airy fabric is barely touching the body. Like this:

Then imagine if you will me flip flopping down the stairs to the underground corridor to catch the Redline. Then imagine a train coming at the speed of light creating a wind tunnel that pushes through the corridor and carries through to said stairwell. Lastly imagine suddenly being able to see your hemline without looking down. Sigh.

In efforts to minimize future embarrassing events I figured some collection of the below would work and help disguise what in reality may be a non sexy Marilyn reenactment with - "Hmmmm, that's a lovely jumpsuit she's wearing but I could have sworn it was a dress"

*all bloomies from Forever21 for $5.80